From one of the greatest slapstick comedians of the 20th century. Enjoy.

"All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats." - Groucho Marx

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.-- Anonymous

More revelant than I could have imagined right now.

"What you are is a question only you can answer." - Lois McMaster Bujold, The Warrior's Apprentice, 1986